he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Acid is not a monday night drug
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
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And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
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I fill condoms, not promises.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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