Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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