Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
