THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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