either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
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Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
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I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
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