The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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