Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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