You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
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where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
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My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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