You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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