I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I should be sponsored by Trojan
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
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Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
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You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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