just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
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You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
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Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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