ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
?
Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Randomize
