I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
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