i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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