You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
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ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
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I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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