I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
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I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
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I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I have fence marks all over my body
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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