Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
cat food counts as protein by the way
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Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
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I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
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