So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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