In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
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She's never allowed to turn 21 again
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
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you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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