I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
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