Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
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he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
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We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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