Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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