Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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