I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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