she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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