I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
you made out with another girl for some wings
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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