You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
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Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
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You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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