how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
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Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
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me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
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He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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