when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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