she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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