we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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