For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
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So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
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So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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