Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
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on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
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Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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