you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.