I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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