Porn is love you can see.
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
Randomize
