I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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