My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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