make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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