girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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