and you said cock pushups were impossible
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
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i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
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Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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