I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
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she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
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All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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