So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
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He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
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Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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