Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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