Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
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Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
It's rum buckets o'clock
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I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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