I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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