I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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