Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
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He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
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Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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