they need to just BURY HIM!
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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