Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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