We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
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Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
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You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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