just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
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And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
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I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
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How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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