Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
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