I feel like I'm in dance class right now
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
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They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
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Threesome in a minivan. New low
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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