jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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