just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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