You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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